Sleepaway Camp

camp_arawak @ 2006-09-21T18:05:00

2006-09-22T01:05:21Z

I was in the hospital for hours and hours, having all these different tests for my disorder run. Dr. Nalbone said he'd be right back and to be undressed by the time he came back. I put on the smock and waited, completely unfuckingcomfortable. My mom was there. After about an hour I got fucking pissed of waiting. The nurse came in and tried calming me down and coming up with excuses, but I basically said "fuck you" and unravled (sp) all the tissue paper they replace on the 'beds' after each patient. I shoved the bed aside and walked out to the wreck-room (sp) where all the patients were watching TV. It was just a cafeteria basically with no chairs or tables, with one TV in the middle. Keiffer Sutherland lie belly-down with a blank stare on his face.
Me: What's wrong with him?
Patient: His wife came to visit.
(Wife walks down corridor)
Me: So...why is he doing that?
Patient: Oh the poor thing. See, she's never coming back, ever.

Looking in on the hospital bathrooms, there were three women. Two bitches, and one cripple. Instead of being in a smock like everyone else, she was wearing a matching bra/underwear set, sexy Victoria's Secret style, with the body and face to match. She was trying to get into a stall, but the only setback is that she had no legs, and no stumps; she was trying to drag her body with some kind of crutch while the other girls snickered.

Cripple: "You hurt me....in the worst way possible"

At this point, one leg returned but it didn't make it any easier for her. Once she was barely underneath the door, she slid a loose razor blade in her bra.

camp_arawak @ 2005-11-15T09:41:00

2005-11-15T17:47:01Z

So I had to change my major because they eliminated mine. Awesome. I intended for this entry to be longer...about 4 minutes longer (because that's when class starts), but...I really have nothing to say.

camp_arawak @ 2005-07-29T14:47:00

2005-07-29T21:48:13Z

HOW DO I NOT FUCKING KNOW THAT ARCH ENEMY IS COMING UNTIL IT'S SOLD OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVE ME A TICKET TO SLIPKNOT ON THE 21ST KTHANKS....I'M SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Shivers and stars, the ingredients of a liar.

2005-07-10T09:34:31Z

I sense a significant ending.

Since I hate gay vague entries...I mean the ending of everything. Anything you could guess is ending. Except for me being jobless. I got a job. Thank you and goodnight.

HANDSONMYFACEOVERBEARINGICAN'TGETOUT!

2005-06-22T04:41:09Z

I have pink eye AND pharyngitis. I got it on the same day yet they're not related, and of course the symptoms subside when I'm at UMC. I dropped out of summer school. That shit was nuts. I felt like a loser failing, I made the Dean's list, but people were actually CRYING about how much that class blows, and more than half the class is failing, so I guess I made the right choice. I still have to go down there to officially drop the class which means right now I'm just not going. I feel like fucking shit and I have to take a shower, nothing is worse than showering when you feel weak a sluggish-ruggish. I've already watched all the TV I can watch. My dad is irritating and I don't know what to do with myself.

P.S. Like the Slipknot title?

...and what I'll do is mess you up and lie to you. Look at you, you know it's true.

2005-06-18T21:28:27Z

I feel like an ugly, used, wasteful, piece of shit. I'm fucking tired of life. I don't even care that people come and go. I'm sick of dressing up or dressing down, which doesn't make sense because I always do and wear whatever the fuck I want. But who cares if I do whatever I want, when I can't get other people to do what EYE want. Who gives a shit if I'm kool, passive aggressive, holding of morals and fucking complacent when everyone else is a disappointment to me in comparison? And what if I let down my guard and start hanging out with cocaine addicts and meth-mothers. What changes if I do it? What fucking changes if I bust my balls to get my forensic science degree. Am I going to help SOLVE CRIMES? Keep the guilty behind bars and the innocent out? Solve the fucking puzzles, or work at a desk for someone who does? In the end, I don't give a shit who's murdered, who's family grieves, who didn't rape a ten year old, or who did. I want to control everyone, I want everyone to do whatever the fuck they want but only when it is what I want, and though I seem easy going, calm, and non-confrontational, if I seem "chill" it's because in my mind I'm thinking of 1,000 different ways to fucking kill, or atleast mangle or embarass, the people that are not up to par. I get by from being a fucking dick, and nobody even notices. I want everyone to work for me, I want someone to rig the lottery, so I win, and then go back to splitting beans with their poor family. I want to be an animal so all I have to do is make a fucking noise with my mouth, and I've already mated some lioness bitch and my life goal is FUCKING OVER within a matter of minutes. "It's making sick sense" and I'm going to fucking In-n-Out burger, even though I hate my life so much right now that I'll probably just stare at my food. For a fat girl at heart, you better believe that's devistating.

...and what I'll do is mess you up and lie to you.

2005-06-15T03:08:34Z

The uprising of glassJAw fans is fucking LUDA. God couldn't work at such a fast pace. I must say, everytime I see another one I die a little inside.

I wish Short Stories with Tragic Endings summed up my life...because atleast it would be SHORT. HAHAHAHAHA, I just made a FATA reference. What a queer I am. But seriously, my life sure blows this year. Oh, June.

Two hands in one glove as if we were poor:

2005-06-10T17:43:19Z

I am poor. I just did real shitty on my BIO189 Exam I. I don't know my grade yet but I'm sure it sucks. Summer school sucks more dick than I could have imagined. I have my lab for the first time today and there better be some sweet potential-friendage. I have like 2 hours before lab and I have nothing to do...but read about fucking prokaryotes and mitochondria. HA is on another tour, not coming here, but there is some potention spots they can fill, hopefully one is in Vegas since they have time between LA and whatever other gay places they want to go. They still haven't released any "Confidential" and The Used dates. I can't believe they're playing with them. They always play with the worst shit. Always. It's going to be worse than the time they played with Thrice. More crowded, more stupid kids, more...money. TGIF! Just kidding, because I fucking have school tomorrow too. I don't do anything except school and home. I don't even care if I leave my house, all I have time to do is gay ass biology homework. I dropped Philosophy 101 in exchange for 102 and had to drop CS 115, which I didn't want to take anyways, so now I have like a 3 hour break between classes and wont get out until like 5:15 even though I only have 4 classes. 8:30-5:15, I must say, that's the smartest thing I've done next to 6/7 day summer school. I loooooovvvvveeee life. I want to go see Rob Zombie. I might just have to use the 15 dollars in my checking and some coinage to do that. When this shits over, I am job hunting like a bitch.

I also hate it when I find my enemies on myspace. I only have like 3 TRUE enemies that I would gut with an envelope-razor...and they're all on there and they are all super pretty individuals, minus all three of them. Ooohhhh you guys. What's everyone doing on Saturday night? Nothing? Cool? Nobody responds to this anyways? Gotcha bitch. God damnit...I forgot to return Last Broadcast like 5 days ago...This is only update 1 out of 5 weeks of summer school so...be ready.

I'll tell her I did what I did because I had to, and if you find my kid later tell her I laughed too

2005-06-05T06:23:54Z

Let's recap all the places I've applied to and all my "helpful connections":

China Grill @ Mandaly Bay: 5 times, connections, gave me an interview the fifth time over the phone, said I didn't have an interview when I got there.
Rum Jungle: once, connections
Margaritaville, three times, connections
Circus Circus: twice
Excalibur: once
Desert Breeze pool: once, kindofconnections, interview, called back twice and they were "never there"
Mervyns: interview, even though I hate Mervyn's and wouldn't work there anyways...
Petco: help wanted sign
WOW: twice but that's given
SMITH'S: who doesn't get hired by the fucking grocery store??
Where the fuck else....who cares, they didn't hire me.

I'm turning in applications to Zumie's, Suncoast, and Journey's, but I bet their 6.50 an hour asses wont hire me either.

I'm going to apply at Sam's Club, the UPS store, and somewhere else...and I swear to God...someone is going down if they don't hire me.

I even asked Palm mortuary if I could do desk work, and they told me to shut up by not responding. I even clean up when I apply, nobody know's I look like a numetal dyke who doesn't shower (even though I do shower and I like men only). OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. And don't tell me to apply at Target either, I hate that place and will only apply there if nothing...and I mean NOTHING else works...even prostitution.

...and I start summer school on Monday six days a week, awe-some. My hair is gay. All I want is a car, and some tattoos...and shoes...and eyeliner kuz my ass is out...and microdermabrasion (sp) kuz that just looks like it would feel awesome.

God's hands make you bite the dust.

2005-05-31T09:38:17Z

Whether you're too gay, too hardcore, too weird, too crazy, too depressed, do too many drugs, whether you preach too much, whether you're too ugly or too gone, too slutty...none of you are good enough for me anymore.

"Are you the hunter or the fucking hunted?"

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-05-19T17:49:32Z

Precalculus II- B
Advanced First Aid- A
Psychology- A
Film- B
Composition II- A-

Sweeeeeeeeeeetttttttttt. Why is registration so god damned early? It's like we get a break but we DON'T get a break because I just think about school everyday anyways and about how much fall semester and summer session II is going to blow ass. Hung out with Aren last night and his friend Phil which was weird. I might apply at Sam's Club for stock because according to Phil they hire girls, and he works there...and I love Sam's Club with all my heart. I'm going to see Pull the Pin with NIN, I think. Finally leaving the house, yesssss.

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-05-16T06:45:06Z

So I haven't updated with any dreams in a while. I haven't had any. I suppose my mind has been occupied with a lack of everything as well as school. So I'm telling you it's a dream so you don't get confused this time.

Me and Huntly were at Tony/Louie's condo, only it was slightly bigger and had a playboy-mansion-type backyard, minus a pool. There were other people there and we were drinking, only we only had one sip of some drink each. We started "trippin" and figured out that someone gave us drugs. We didn't really care, due to the influence, and were kind of laughing about it on their shitty tiny little stairs. Louie starts making this big asian feast with these little lettuce wraps and shit. We were sitting down to eat when this asian boy put his face over the food and started spewing perfectly clear vietnamese noodles all over the serving plate. I was appauled so I was telling Huntly what he just did, and to see that she got the picture, I did it myself, only since I hadn't eaten yet, it was just a couple clearn viet. noodles and blood all over the floor. I went to go find Louie to tell him what the Asian did, but all of a sudden his house turned into a hotel. I found him anyways and we were on our way back to "the feast". He was wearing a chef outfit and a really big backpack. I started hearing clapping from inside the backpack and a challenged voice going "Loooouiiiieee". So I asked him "Louie, do you have a retard in your backpack?" and he goes "OH SHIT, SARAH I'M SOOO SORRY, I FORGOT YOU WERE IN THERE." And sure enough, a little retard was in his backpack.

I just got back from Tonopah, a sweet random dog came into my house and hung out all day with me and Biscuit. Before that I saw Team Sleep, it was...a little disappointing. Chino is awesome, but no band ever needs to play for an hour, especially when their first album hasn't even hit stores. It was still kool though...just tooooo fucking drawn out. Not to mention What's Their Name before Team Sleep had no singer and played music-for-the-unconscious, like Sigur Ros type shit, which made me bored and tired before it even started. I'm fucking done with college for a whole 20 days before I go to Anthropology in the summer. I don't know if I updated about summer school, but to keep it short incase I already did, I'm fucking upset that every biology 189 lab was full. I dyed my hair red and I look like an asshole. My mom cut my hair and I look like an asshole. I put a hole in the wall and I'm an asshole.

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-05-03T20:34:41Z

God I hate school, and minorities. Only one week left though. One week of piss-shit. My god-forsaken research project is finally due on Friday, so I'll be done with that mother fucker, and if I get anything lower than a B...you know what that means...death to atleast 5 Sandies for each percent. How about I got a D on my math test. I'm not taking Calculus which means I wont be majoring in Engineering, which is a good thing. I only wanted to do that for about a month, so now it's Forensic Science, which is a liberal arts; that's kind of weird. But it's going to be sweet besides the 30 science credits. What I'll do with that? Nothing, because at the rate things are going I'll die of boredom before I have enough time to develop a career. Team Sleep is in one week. SWWEEET. Which is the same day the album comes out. SWWEEET. Which is the second to last day of school...or third because of faggot english, SWEEEET. God, I seriously can not fucking wait until this semester is GOD DAMNED OVER. Maybe I wont even fucking take summer school. That's a lie, but how kool would that be. I'll probably just take something shitty like literature because literature is for faggots and blacks. Everyone who reads this is probably like "god damn racist-communist-meat-eating-woman-hater-pig." But...sucks fer yew haw. Seriously, I can't wait until this semester is over. I can't wait until I have a job and drive. My parents have been out of town since Friday morning. I hate it when they go out of town. Some crazy Italians always have to start shit when they go out of town. I haven't done anything worth mentioning in so fucking long. What happened? I need new friends. I probably wont even get the extra credit I did on Fight Club; not that I need it, but I DID do it. I don't imagine myself graduating. I'm striving for a 3.0 this semester and I'm taking the shittiest classes. After I take real classes I'll either become a nerd or lose the millenium and drop out. I say the same thing every time I update. Tons of people disappoint me right now...and I do mean tons, it's not JUST you :). By you fuckin' boobs.

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-04-20T06:48:04Z

I fucking hate vegan scum. I think you get off on watching those cruelty to animal videos. You probably flick the bird everynight before you go to bed and become aroused thinking about how pure you are because you don't eat that shit. If you can watch those videos, you can fucking eat it too. This video I saw just made me fucking sick. Some wet back dicks were beating racoons with sticks and skinning them and you could see them spazzing because they were still alive. Here's a fucking news update. Who the fuck eats racoons? Wet backs or people from non-America. So if you're a little piss nobody living in Las Vegas, you don't need to pretend like you have a voice by exploiting that shit. You don't have a voice, and abusing cute ass raccoons has nothing to do with the beef I eat. They die quickly, and I respect that, so I fucking eat it. Pieces of shit. I'm fucking pissed.

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-04-20T05:23:20Z

Dude, Team Sleep is coming. I'm fucking excited. I really need a good ass fucking show. I need to get tickets. I don't want to go to fucking Jillian's though slkdfjsiduf9sueroisjd lfjslkjdf This is great, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO FAST UNTIL I DIED, CHINO HAS COME AS MY SAVIOR.

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-04-17T20:49:50Z

Veronika Blythe Roark's Aliases

Your movie star name: Fruit Snacks Howard

Your fashion designer name is Veronika Vatican City

Your socialite name is Umbrella Paint Las Vegas

Your fly girl / guy name is V Roa

Your detective name is Sloth Durango

Your barfly name is Nutty Bar Mudslide

Your soap opera name is Blythe Segura

Your rock star name is Abazzabba Train

Your star wars name is Verbis Roafra

Your punk rock band name is The Bored Stapler

The Amazing Meganame Generator

I wanna fuck you in your God's hands when your praying bites the dust.

2005-04-12T02:40:49Z

So how about I forgot I even got new contacts since that update a month ago. I still didn't get them and they never called to tell me they were in. They probably AREN'T in because they fuck up my shit EVERY YEAR. I should check that out. I got an interview WOOOOOO at the Desert Breeze pool. Hopefully I get a job there because...it's close and it will be easy. I'm going to turn in my mall APPS tomorrow too since I'll be there anyways looking for a dress for Danielle's prom-outing. Life is basically still shitty. It seems like it's starting to look up but I have a feeling it wont until I am completely done with my summer semester so until early June, count on me being pissed of and depressed. Um...I've been working on my complexion hahaha. Uh...I drove to Blue Diamond the long ass Charleston way, which was pretty crazy. A rabbid dog ran straight for my back tire, but I stopped and said "Aw you fucking retard", so it lived. That was a long ass drive for me but it still proves nothing since there's virtually no traffic on the way. I have too much English work, fuck English 102. I'm looking at a B A A C B HOPEfully, for the semester, unless I morph into a film lover, which...face it, I like Sleepaway Camp. Fuck I hate everyday from Monday-Friday 12:00. Cross your fingers on me getting that job at the pool, or else I'll NEVER prospire (sp).

camp_arawak @ 2005-03-15T09:30:00

2005-03-15T17:34:33Z

So I'm finally getting new contacts. They said my eye sight hasn't changed much which I believe is bullshit. They also said I have a chance of getting MS since I told them about my eye pain that wont go away. I have to cover each eye randomly to see if my vision gets worse. How gay would it be to have MS. Pretty fucking gay. I'm at school or else I wouldn't be updating this. I have to go to Advanced First Aid next and do CPR on infant mannequins. I have doing CPR, especially on a baby. It makes me tired. I'm hungary. I need to get my liscence man. I think I'll just make an appointment regardless how much I suck. It's too hot not to have a car. Spring break is next week and I'm not even excited. All it is is three days off of school for me...and I'll be working on my research project and my essay. Fuck dat shiiet. Nothing else is new, I be you're gayer than you were since the last time I've updated.

camp_arawak @ 2005-03-05T17:46:00

2005-03-06T01:50:28Z

Last night was kool, went to First Friday again and we had some temporary friends. That's all over now because Tina Tuner is on TV and I FUCKING HATE THAT NIGGER BITCH, along with Whitney Houston, theyre both fucking nigger bitches. They're not rock stars either, I fucking hate women of "rock and roll" they all sound like fucking horrid shit and I do wish they would all die, or become secretaries in an office where they belong, or get some fucking balls and change your name. Seriously, that juat made me really fucking mad, and I think my day is ruined. P.S. Film 110 is the stupidest class ever.

camp_arawak @ 2005-02-15T13:46:00

2005-02-15T21:47:16Z

My fuse is getting shorter and my days are getting longer.

camp_arawak @ 2005-02-08T13:37:00

2005-02-08T21:42:40Z

School is fuckin gaaay. I got an A on the first Psychology test. WOO! Life sure has been fucking slow. I need more friends with sweet ideas. My couain got beat up by some skaters, that's pretty rad. Been driving...more. There's a new buffalo wing place at my house. That's about it. Awesome. My life is awesome. Chris came over, HOW WEIRD. I've been sick. My dogs been depressed and itchy. I have so much snot in my throat right now and I don't want to hawk/haul/hok/hauk/howk it up because I'm in the gay quiet computer lab. It's making my fucking sick and I want to die. AAAWWWWEEESSSSSOOOOMMMME. I need to clean my room. I had a fucked up dream but I don't tell you anything anymore so I'll just wait and write it down at home like I never do. Finally watched the last seaseon of The Sopranos after 938409835 years. My whole point to this essay is that you are gay.

Anemic and sweet

2005-01-25T21:26:16Z

SOooooo, I don't know when the last time I've updated was but I'm back in school now. It's even more unkool than it was last semester. So far the highlight was watching Legend of the Fall(s) and laughing at the uncomfortable mature love making scenes with Brad Pitt and his pompous ass/blonde flowing hair. Um...my dog got attacked by a lesbian cat and got blood all over my "ghettochild" glassjaw hoodie which is the worst hoodie to get blood on. God damn...I can't even make an update. My hair is fucking way dirtier than it should be...like someone squirt.....olive oil in it and I'm only on day 2. Sucks fer you. Uuuuuuhhhhh...Yesterday was Felipe's birthday and tomorrow's is Louie's. Fuck January for having so many god amned birthdays. Dodgeball is going to start soon. We need more dodgeball palls since...more than half is...not embraced. I bet they'll play anyways. God college is fucking lame. I have a huge research report due....not until the end of the semester but...I fucking loath research projects. I rented Clue. That movies fucking awesome and I can't wait until I go home and watch it. This update rules.

She's not breathing back.

2005-01-09T09:24:30Z

So I got the new Jimmy Eat World CD today, I don't know why, I knew that shit was going to be gay. JEW=Wussy, despite their tight fistful of good songs. I should have bought Tech N9ne like yeaaaars ago but...Fry's CD selection blows. Fry's is fucking crazy. I got Carrie, The Amityville Horror, The Blair Witch Project, and IT though...and a black hoodie (Walmart). They had an Ichi the Killer shirt at Fry's...weeeeiiirrrddddd. This was a pretty sweet update.

Guess what Daddy's bringin' home for suppa
baby nuts and guts and slabs of human meat motha fucka.

I wish you a broken heart, and a Happy New Year.

2004-12-28T01:22:16Z

They just found my God Mother's body. She had been dead for atleast ten days. Without a cause.

I can't wait until 2006

camp_arawak @ 2004-12-26T00:59:00

2004-12-26T09:03:46Z

This just in:

You will never fall in love. If you trick yourself into being happy, is it still being happy? After all, if you are more than happy on the outside, it counts, but does it if its fraudulent? I'm not saying this to me to counsel myself. I'm saying it to you. I know you believe it.

Coming up next on Eyewitness News: The population around Veronika, faggots? Stay Tuned.